Switzerland x Reader: I've Got a Dream

~I'm malicious, mean and scary
My sneer could curdle dairy
And violence-wise, my hands are not the cleanest
But despite my evil look
And my temper, and my hook
I've always yearned to be a concert pianist
Can'tcha see me on the stage performin' Mozart?
Tickling the ivories 'til they gleam?
Yep, I'd rather be called deadly
For my killer show-tune medley
Thank you!
'Cause way down deep inside
I've got a dream~


“I love this movie!” you chirped as Vash sat next to you on the couch, watching Tangled with Lili on your other side. Lili nodded as she nibbled on popcorn and watched quietly.


“We’ve watched this movie so many times…” Vash groaned as he rested his chin in his palm.


“One more time won’t kill you” you murmured as Lili giggled whilst Vash rolled his eyes.


~He's got a dream!
He's got a dream!
See, I ain't as cruel and vicious as I seem!
Though I do like breaking femurs
You can count me with the dreamers
Like everybody else
I've got a dream!~


“We are returning this movie back to Roderich as soon as it’s over!” Vash declared as you and Lili frowned at the annoyed Swiss man.


“But big bruder,”


“Don’t you ‘Big Bruder’ me!” Vash barked


~I've got scars and lumps and bruises
Plus something here that oozes
And let's not even mention my complexion
But despite my extra toes
And my goiter, and my nose
I really want to make a love connection
Can't you see me with a special little lady
Rowin' in a rowboat down the stream?
Though I'm one disgusting blighter
I'm a lover, not a fighter --
'Cause way down deep inside
I've got a dream
I've got a dream!~


“I know somebody who doesn’t have a love connection” you whispered to Lili as you pointed to Vash who was too busy playing a game on his phone.


“Careful that he doesn’t hear you” Lili whispered back as Vash’s eyes glanced at you both before you returned to fully focusing on the movie.


~He's got a dream!
I've got a dream!
He's got a dream!
And I know one day romance will reign supreme!
Though my face leaves people screaming
There's a child behind it, dreaming --
Like everybody else
I've got a dream~


“I think Vash is just cranky from having to chase after Italy for stepping on his property” Lili whispered again as you shrugged


Vash was far too tense and irritable than usual. You almost wondered if it was the movie or you that annoyed him.


~Tor would like to quit and be a florist
Gunther does interior design
Ulf is into mime
Attila's cupcakes are sublime
Bruiser knits
Killer sews
Fang does little puppet shows
And Vladimir collects ceramic unicorns!~


“How about you pick the next movie afterwards, Vash?” you suggested but as usual the Swiss man stayed quiet.


“I wonder why he’s being so cold…” Lili frowned


“Let’s just keep watching the movie” you murmured


~I have dreams, like you -- no, really!
Just much less touchy-feely
They mainly happen somewhere
warm and sunny
On an island that I own
Tanned and rested and alone
Surrounded by enormous piles of money
I've got a dream!
She's got a dream!
I've got a dream!
She's got a dream!
I just want to see the floating
lanterns gleam!
Yeahh!~


“Mandy Moore has a pretty voice” Lili chirped as you agreed with her


You glanced at Vash to see his eyes flickering between the movie and his phone.


~And with every passing hour
I'm so glad I left my tower --
Like all you lovely folks
I've got a dream!
She's got a dream!
He's got a dream!
They've got a dream!
We've got a dream!
So our diff 'rences ain't
really that extreme!
We're one big team...!
Call us brutal --
Sick --
Sadistic --
And grotesquely optimistic~

“Vash probably doesn’t have a dream” you grunted as Lili frowned and looked down at her lap as she sat on your other side and looked over at Vash.


“I have one….” She quietly whispered to herself


~'Cause way down deep inside
We've got a dream!
I've got a dream!
I've got a dream!
I've got a dream!
I've got a dream!
I've got a dream!
I've got a dream!
Yes way down deep
inside, I've got a dream!
Yeahh!~


“I’m leaving” you stood and walked towards the door. You had enough of Vash’s unpleasant attitude and wanted nothing to do with it. If he was going to be a jerk, then he didn’t deserve your company.


You slammed the door shut and proceeded to walk home. You didn’t need him to drive you home, after all you’d assumed he’d pester you for gas money or something along those lines.




Lili watched as her friend walked away from the house and began crying. Vash looked up at her and frowned.


“Liechtenstein, why are you crying?”


“Because (y/n) left” she whimpered


“Good riddance” Vash muttered as Lili sobbed harder


“She left and it’s your fault big bruder!” she wailed as Vash froze


“How is it my fault?!” he asked as she sniffled and wiped her eyes


“You were being mean and rude to her!” Lili yelled as Vash stashed his phone in his pocket.


“And you know what, big bruder?” Lili asked as Vash looked down at her.


“I had a dream, and you destroyed it” she narrowed her eyes at him as he stared at her in shock.


“What was your dream?” Vash quietly asked


“I wanted you and (y/n) to be together, I know you love her and she’s told me she loves you too. I invited her over today so she could tell you herself. I just wanted you two to be happy together!” Lili answered as Vash felt his heart clench. He crushed his sister’s dream and possibly ruined his chance at confessing his feelings to (y/n) all because he was being foolish.


Vash turned and walked out the door to track down (y/n). Like in a movie, he had to set things right or risk regretting it forever.


“(y/n)!!” Vash yelled as he spotted the (h/c) haired female angrily stomping down the road. She stopped and turned to glare at him with her arms folded


“What the fuck do you want you grouchy Swiss?” she hissed


“I came to apologize! Now stop and listen to me!” he explained as she turned and kept walking. Vash growled and gripped her wrist and spun her around before slamming his lips on hers. She resisted until Vash deepened it and she succumbed to him and melted into the warm kiss.


“I’m sorry. I love you too” he murmured as she blushed


“Lili told me everything” he added as she looked away shyly


“Let’s go back and finish the movie” Vash nudged her as she turned and smiled at him. She took his hand in hers and walked alongside him back down the dirt road.


“Hey Vash?” she mused as he glanced down at her


“What?” he asked and listened to her


“I’ve got a dream~”


“Don’t start that again!” he groaned as she giggled and pecked his cheek



Lili smiled and dried her tears as she saw her brother walking with (y/n). The two were holding hands while (y/n)'s head rested on his shoulder.


"My dream came true after all" she smiled and placed a hand over her heart as she closed her eyes and sighed happily.